Seasons greetings guys, check out these funny Christmas jokes and pictures  I dug out to make your day.. I can't stop laughing when I read them and I am sure you will enjoy it too.. 

It is Jesus birthday
A conversation between a girl and her boyfriend.

GIRL: Boo christmas is approaching.

Boy:  Tnx for reminding me. Can't wait.

GIRL: Get me a Tablet for Xmas

BOY:  Really?

GIRL:  Yea.

BOY: Vitamin C or Paracetamol?

GIRL: I mean Samsung Tablet baby.

BOY: Its Jesus Birthday not yours.

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Bike for christmas or your mother

A little boy wants a bike for Christmas really
badly,
but the kid is a real bad seed, and he knows it.
He
writes a letter to Jesus. "Dear Jesus, if I get a
bike for
Christmas, I'll be good for a whole week." He
thinks
about it, crosses out what he wrote, and says, "I
can't
be good for a whole week, I'll be good for five
days."
He crosses that out and writes, "I'll be good for
four
days." Then he thinks again and says, "Can't do
that."
He gets down to one day and says, "I can't even
be
good for a day." Then in frustration, goes in his
mother's room and get the statue of the Virgin
Mary,
wraps it up in a blanket, puts it in a paper bag,
throws it in the closet and says, "Dear Jesus, if I
don't
get a bike for Christmas, you'll never see your
mother
again!"

The three men and the devil
Three men were travelling for christmas on a
plane to another country, one was a german the
other an american and the last a nigerian on
gettin to a specific occean the devil appeared to
them and wanted to kill them. They begged but
the devil gave them condition say any one who
will throw something on the river and he finds it
he will kill the person but if he does not find it
the person will live. The german started he threw
a pin inside the occean the devil found it and
killed the german the american next cut one of
his butten in his cloth and threw it into the
occean the devil went and found it and killed him
so it was remaining the nigerian, the nigerian
spat on the occean and said go find am na sebi
you fit find idiot. The devil went and couldn't
identify the spit from the water it was only the
nigerian who arrived and celebrated christmas.


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Weeweechu

Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night.
 Emeka grabs Nkiru's hands,
draws her closer to him, kisses her & says,"Baby! You know I you so much. There's no one here. It's just us. Let's do WEEWEECHU".
Nkiru looks around & says,
"My love, I don't want to do WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle" Emeka agrees. After a
while, Emeka asks her again,
"Oh baby! Please my love! Let's do WEEWEECHU"
Nkiru replies:
"Baby don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to
Be wrapped in your arms"
Emeka calms down.
After a longer while, Emeka can't hold it any longer. He says, "My swit heart, its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since last
year oh!"
Nkiru reluctantly agrees! So
Emeka immediately grabs
her closer to him, hugs her tight, brought out the guitar strapped to his back & they both start singing:
"WEEWEE CHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"
See your dirty minds! What
were you thinking?
Am only trying 2 wish u a merry XMAS in
Advance.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

The funny images







so tell me which one is your favorite? 

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